running with my friends
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
Well I know what I’ll be saying to my boyfriend when he irritates me.
If there was ever a scene in a movie that needed a gif, it’s this.
Wearing a sundress all summer so I can be ready to lift it up and sit on your face at any given point.
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class
You missed the part where he survives because he HITS THE BOTTOM AND A SQUIRREL USES HIM AS A STEPPING STONE.
I’m pretty sure what you were missing is the fact that someone has DEATH AND DYING CLASS